I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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