Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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