You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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