Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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