I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.