I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.