are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
