ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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