so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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