there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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