she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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