...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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