Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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