What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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