I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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