Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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