We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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