Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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