Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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