I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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