Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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