I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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