Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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