That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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