So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
