How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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