Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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