Do vagina's smell?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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