We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
honey bunches of taint.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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