O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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