I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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