Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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