Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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