I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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