and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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