I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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