He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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