some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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