yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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