ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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