I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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