I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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