how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have tasted many bathrooms
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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