the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
