Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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