you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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