I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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