How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
