I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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