if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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