this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Randomize
