8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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