You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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