break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize