Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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