The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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