I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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